Suspicious Minds
Centers around two little boys... Ben and Bryan.

It's about Bryan (9) a die hard Mac and Elvis fan (Cape included) and his brother Ben (12) who sees
conspiracies everywhere and believes everything he reads on the web. They are currently on the trail
of the Mysterious "Illumin-Naughty". A secret organization that seeks to control the whole world.
Oh yeah... it's also littered with the ocassional obscure Australian reference.
And Let's not forget...


That's right! The ghost of the beloved Sammy Davis Jr.
You see, Bryan accidently summoned him up. It turns out he also fought
the Illumin-Naughty back in the 60's and 70's! So he is a great asset to the team.
We just call him Dead Sammy...




So what is the Illumin-Naughty?!?
An organization of the most powerful people in the world.
Wanting nothing but complete and utter control over us all!
So just who makes up the Illumin-Naughty?


That's right... the Chicken man from Kentucky. Through a backwoods
voo-doo blend of Herbs and spices he seeks to dull your senses and addict you
to his chicken. Rumor has it that exposure to chicken growth hormones has driven him mad!



That's right... the Queen of day time television. Richer than... uh... a rich person
she spins her influence like someone... uh... spinning something. You know...
Through her Book Club she is slowing controlling the minds of millions!
Don't believe me? Exhibit "A"... Dr. Phil's success!
Yeah,... it all falls in place.



Yup... a no brainer here. The lead geek in the geek jar.
The main ingredient in Geek cookies. That's right...
"One Operating System to rule them all,
Operating System to find them,
Operating System to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them."
Yup! That is pretty much it in a nutshell.



Of course the Vatican is involved.
It wouldn't be a good conspiracy if they weren't.
And who better to represent them?



That's right... the tan man himself. Stop laughing! You underestimate
his power at your own peril! Do you realize that this man is worshipped by the Germans?
Remember them? They need a leader, he needs fans. There are NO limits to what a man
pushed to edge, clinging to what little sanity he has left will do when all he really
wants is to be LOVED!